tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58258495880870963592011-11-16T15:07:00.318-02:00Absurdos que vemos e ouvimos por ai!Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.comBlogger1421100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-69243565314358856532011-08-11T15:25:00.002-03:002011-08-11T15:51:46.751-03:00<span style="font-size:85%;"> <br /><blockquote><span style="font-size:85%;"> <br /><blockquote><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> <br /><blockquote><em><span style="font-size:85%;">"É possível ter prazer anal"- Sandy em entrevista pra <br />playboy</span> <br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> <br /></em><em><span style="font-size:85%;">"Não <br />sei se você é virgem, mas tenho certeza de que na <br />época em <br />que você <br />namorava o Gugu, você não fazia nada com ele" - Silvio Santos <br />para <br />Hellen Ganzarolli </span> <br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> <br /></em><em><span style="font-size:85%;">"Não viemos da sementinha. O que tentou usar para me <br />ofender sua <br />mãe faz há mais de 30 anos. Ou acha que ela chupou o bico da <br />cegonha?" <br />- Maíra Cardi em resposta a Andreoli</span> <br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> <br /></em><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Ae órfãos! Dia triste hoje, <br />hein?" - Rafinha Bastos <br />comemorando dia das mães</span> <br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> <br /></em><em><span style="font-size:85%;">"Eu realmente gostaria de ser <br />judeu, e então descobri que <br />na verdade eu era um nazista. Você sabe, <br />porque <br />minha família era alemã, <br />Hartmann, o que também me dá um certo <br />prazer.Eu <br />compreendo Hitler. Acho que ele <br />fez algumas coisas erradas, <br />sim, com <br />certeza, mas eu consigo vê-lo sentado em <br />seu bunker no final" <br />- cineasta Lars Von Trier no Festival de <br />Cannes</span> <br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> <br /></em><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>"Que merda! Dois lixeiros do <br />alto de suas vassouras. Dois <br />lixeiros... O mais baixo da escala do <br />trabalho". - Boris Casoy,no <br />intervalo do telejornal <br />...</em></span></blockquote></span></em> <br /></blockquote></span> <br /><p>Ta vendo galera pra quem ja brigou ou vai brigar comigo por postar comentarios aqui .... " Relaxa e goza!" ja dizia a sexologa Marta Suplicy!!! <br /></p></blockquote></span> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6924356531435885653?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-91832103115998143522011-08-07T02:38:00.003-03:002011-08-11T15:25:14.771-03:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;" ><i> <br /><blockquote><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;" ><i>‎-Mor, par ou <br />impar? <br /> <br />-Par! <br /> <br />- Ah então vai ser dia 4!!!</i></span> </span></blockquote></i></span></span> <br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;" ><i> <br /></i></span></div> <br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:85%;" ><i>E assim ficou decido a data aniversario de namoro!!! no par ou impar (maybe quase impar)</i></span></div> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-9183210311599814352?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-48233076888238517272011-08-07T02:31:00.002-03:002011-08-07T02:35:45.732-03:00<blockquote></blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">''Ela trocou o Último dos Moicanos, pelo Dança com Lobos.''</span> <blockquote></blockquote><div>Caião quando eu parei abraçar um amigo de moicano e abracei o outro amigo esse de cabelo comprido...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4823307688823851727?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-71307355696246829372011-07-15T11:13:00.001-03:002011-07-15T11:13:46.830-03:00<blockquote><i>"O filme da Bruna Surfistinha é dublado"</i></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7130735569624682937?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-11783080808405735202011-07-15T11:12:00.003-03:002011-07-15T11:15:06.162-03:00<blockquote><i>"A gente pode marcar uma visita para semana passada?"</i></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1178308080840573520?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-67401195008520891582011-05-24T15:32:00.002-03:002011-07-15T11:14:45.102-03:00<blockquote><i>-Me da uma dúvida que eu tenho uma ajuda!</i></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6740119500852089158?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-1111245609194106412010-06-07T23:09:00.002-03:002011-07-15T11:15:32.186-03:00<blockquote><i>- Na festa junina do Center Norte tem até aracaje!</i></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-111124560919410641?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-57981211195336711372010-04-03T01:33:00.002-03:002010-04-03T01:35:24.107-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IZ5WXB0Aq_E/S7bFMBqxyMI/AAAAAAAAAAk/Tk-SW3oPiL0/s1600/brasil+exa.png"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 317px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455764809002895554" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IZ5WXB0Aq_E/S7bFMBqxyMI/AAAAAAAAAAk/Tk-SW3oPiL0/s400/brasil+exa.png" /></a><br /><br />Galera não bastar torcer, tem que saber escrever!!!!<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5798121119533671137?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-69558204519947215682010-03-24T20:54:00.003-03:002010-03-24T21:36:31.618-03:00<blockquote><em>hétero não pega aids</em></blockquote>Marcelo Dourado<br /><br /><em><blockquote><em>Um homem transmite (o virús HIV) para outro homem, mas uma mulher não<br />transmite para um homem</em></blockquote></em>Marcelo Dourado<br /><br /><br />Conversa entre os "brothers" no bbb10 da Globodia 02/fevereiro, e que foi ao ar na semana seguinte. Conversa que fez com que a emissora recebesse uma ação do Ministério Público Federeal para explicar como se contrai a doença...<br /><br /><blockquote><br /><em>As opiniões e batatadas emitidas pelos participantes deste programa<br />são de responsabilidade exclusiva dos participantes deste programa....</em></blockquote>Pedro Bial<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6955820451994721568?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-72833062368580294482010-03-18T09:11:00.001-03:002010-03-18T09:13:03.375-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Já perguntaram uma pergunta pra mim!</em></blockquote></em><br /><br /><br />gay no lab falando sobre seu formspring!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7283306236858029448?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-12268223356716726672010-03-16T09:13:00.002-03:002010-03-16T09:17:01.884-03:00<em> <blockquote><em>- Se eu não percebesse, eu nunca ia perceber...<br /></em></blockquote></em><br />Tony falando da camiseta de lantejoulas, que a tia decorou para ele...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1226822335671672667?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-79594662472808463482010-03-04T08:40:00.003-03:002010-03-04T08:47:25.333-03:00<blockquote><em>"Olha Dona, sinto dar uma puxada aqui atrás da perna... tô achando que é meu<br />Nervo ASIÁTICO"<br />quando perguntei a um senhor se ele sentia algum tipo de<br />dor.</em> </blockquote><br /><br />Enquanto deveria estar ajudando no trabalho fui olhar sites de ergonomia...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7959466247280846348?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-65327012720482637182009-12-10T23:09:00.001-02:002009-12-10T23:10:28.833-02:00<em> <blockquote><em> - Façam par 2 a 2 !<br /></em></blockquote></em><br />sera quem par com mais ou menos gente??<br /><br />Isso eh que da ter aula de lazer<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6532701272048263718?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-50767974727055493912009-12-04T22:39:00.003-02:002009-12-04T22:44:04.288-02:00<em> <blockquote><em>Serviços adicionais que podem ser adicionados!<br /></em></blockquote></em><br /><br />uhuu... deve ser ótimo isso<br />adicionar tais serviços<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5076797472705549391?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-45802477561468888272009-12-04T22:36:00.001-02:002009-12-04T22:38:14.077-02:00<em> <blockquote><em>Ele é italiano da Europa?</em></blockquote></em><br /><br />Espéro que Domenico de Mazi seja da Ítalia da Europa, existe em outro lugar?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4580247756146888827?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-28971276413979347852009-12-04T22:32:00.001-02:002009-12-04T22:34:40.488-02:00<em> <blockquote><em>O pré industrial é depois, né?!</em></blockquote></em><br /><br />depois do que?? Espero que antes da revolução industrial!! Esses meus colegas de sala se superam!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2897127641397934785?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-30607919117312548842009-12-04T22:26:00.002-02:002009-12-04T22:29:55.054-02:00<em> <blockquote><em>Avaliando a avaliadora.<br /></em></blockquote></em><br />pois é na faculdade aprendo a fazer isso na faculdade<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-3060791911731254884?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-2050720541541651042009-10-19T14:47:00.001-02:002009-10-19T14:49:15.211-02:00<i><blockquote>- Abaixo aqui, pico aqui.</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div>Os professores precisam de aulas de inclusão digital, fato!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-205072054154165104?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-52784971895747954672009-10-19T14:42:00.003-02:002009-10-19T14:49:37.424-02:00Imaginem uma pessoa que demoro 3 semanas pra começar a ir na faculdade, chega atrasado na aula, sem saber qual era a materia e consegue atrapalhar o professor, afinal ele descobre que num deveria estar naquela sala, e sim na outra, imagino? então triplique isso! <div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-É por isso que eu bebo!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>disse o professor.</div><div><br /></div><div>huahauha nessa eu fiquei com dó dele! o professor, é claro!<div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5278497189574795467?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-2569741820013172592009-10-19T14:41:00.002-02:002009-10-19T14:42:47.934-02:00<i><blockquote>-Você pode usar a periquita que fica bom também!</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div>huahuhaa sempre me divirto nas aulas de vinho! =)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-256974182001317259?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-8927902329895460452009-10-19T14:39:00.002-02:002009-10-19T14:41:41.945-02:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-É um bom vinho pra molho...</i><div><i>-Que?! Pra amor?!</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div>hahaha eu acho q todos são bons pra amor! uhahuahua depende da quantidade e não qualidade nesses casos! uhauhauha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-892790232989546045?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-26856773660769219532009-10-19T14:37:00.001-02:002009-10-19T14:39:36.806-02:00Pessoa fazendo barulhos estranhos na sala de aula...<div><br /></div><div><i></i></div><blockquote><div><i>-Ela é budista?</i></div><div><i>-Não professor, ela é autista mesmo!</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Maldade no coraçãozinho das pessoas né?! huauhauhahua</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2685677366076921953?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-57703879684040573362009-10-19T14:35:00.002-02:002009-10-19T14:37:18.780-02:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Foi onde eu parei a aula ontem...</i><div><i>-Mas ontem não teve aula com o senhor, professor!</i></div><div><i>-Ontem da semana passada.</i></div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5770387968404057336?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-1864482516318526502009-10-19T14:33:00.002-02:002009-10-19T14:35:03.200-02:00<i></i><blockquote><i>- No Fazano o CMV de ve ser de 1%....</i><div><i>- Quem? o Vitor Fazano?</i></div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>Esse povo sem cultura...e pobre! haha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-186448251631852650?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-75594117489197643792009-10-07T20:31:00.001-03:002009-10-07T20:32:54.683-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><i>Open bar o dia todo 3 horas de churras free. </i><i><wbr>Ingresso 40,</i><i><wbr>00</i></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><i><br /></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;">Opaa! open bar e churras free por 40 conto! uahuahauha mt boom!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7559411748919764379?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-83412082295615110392009-10-01T09:44:00.004-03:002009-10-01T09:50:00.667-03:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IZ5WXB0Aq_E/SsSkXvZg3rI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tzSWrSBCBvw/s1600-h/sertaoviramar+ap+em+goias.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 310px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387611782009380530" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IZ5WXB0Aq_E/SsSkXvZg3rI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tzSWrSBCBvw/s400/sertaoviramar+ap+em+goias.jpg" /></a><br />E foi assim com um apartamento em Goiás, que a professia musical se concretizou: " O sertão vai virar mar..." segundo a música SOBRADINHO, do grupo Biquini Cavadão<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8341208229561511039?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-45043686233914712582009-10-01T09:32:00.001-03:002009-10-01T09:34:34.384-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Eu quero propor a proposta...<br /></em></blockquote></em><br />Pelo menos ela não queria estar propondo a proposta, ja que essa professora adora o gerundio...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4504368623391471258?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-63049518596775302082009-09-23T14:22:00.002-03:002009-09-23T14:24:48.810-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- A novela nova que começou de novo no Vale a pena ver de novo!</em></blockquote></em><br /><br />Devia ser uma novela bem legal .....minha colega de sala pelo menos tava bem interessada na novela nova que ia começar de novo...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6304951859677530208?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-88947285019917601092009-09-23T14:18:00.003-03:002009-10-01T09:34:59.271-03:00<em><blockquote><em>-Eu respondi a resposta errada!</em></blockquote></em><br /><br /><br />Professora de hotel utilizando um aluno dela como exemplo, o que me deixou com uma duvida... será que ele leu a pergunta?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8894728501991760109?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-49748679005042558982009-09-23T14:10:00.002-03:002009-09-23T14:12:03.406-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Em um ambiente confinado, você é obrigado a dar o dinheiro, quer dizer o<br />banheiro!<br /></em></blockquote><p></em> </p><p> </p><br />Dessa vez a professora se corrigio a tempo...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4974867900504255898?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-61554970453338434972009-09-23T14:04:00.002-03:002009-09-23T14:06:25.157-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Dois, segundo!<br /></em></blockquote></em><br />Colega de sala "conversando" com professor e falando que ele ta pegando no pé dela ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6155497045333843497?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-11501879064814835592009-09-23T14:00:00.002-03:002009-09-23T14:03:47.829-03:00<blockquote><em>Variável que varia</em></blockquote><br /><br />Professor explicando o que é a classificação de despesa variável<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1150187906481483559?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-3694427840565633932009-09-06T03:33:00.003-03:002009-09-06T05:23:15.989-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">O goleiro Marcos está para o Palmeiras assim como o goleiro Rogerio Ceni esta para o São Paulo!</span><br /></blockquote><br />Isso é o que da escutar o jogo na radio da jovem pan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-369442784056563393?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-24677558524871483352009-08-31T20:50:00.002-03:002009-08-31T20:53:46.196-03:00<blockquote><i>-1+1=2 né?</i><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>-Depende da sua contabilidade, pode se 3, 4...</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Frases do Jornal Nacional</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2467755852487148335?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-12873846422936516252009-08-19T20:13:00.004-03:002009-08-19T20:18:53.631-03:00Hoje venho ao blog para divulgar a manifestação que acontecerá aqui em São Paulo.<div><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Data: sábado, 22/08 </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Horário: 14h </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ação: protesto e agitos </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Onde: MASP.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></div><div>Quem puder, não deixe de comparecer, se cada um fizer a sua parte já estará ajudando muito!</div><div>Outras manisfestações ocorreram também em outras cidades do Brasil</div><div>Mais informações em: <a href="http://www.forasarney.com/">http://www.forasarney.com/</a></div><div><br /></div><div>Fiquem atentos para o manifesto do dia 7 de setembro!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1287384642293651625?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-22015430413813815752009-08-17T23:46:00.004-03:002009-08-17T23:51:00.248-03:00<blockquote></blockquote><b>Programa da Palmirinha</b><div><br /></div><div>Boneco:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Manda um beijo pra Antonia da Freguesia do Ó!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Palmirinha:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Ah então Ivone um beijo!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Boneco:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Não, Antonia!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Palmirinha:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Ah então Sonia um beijo!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Boneco:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Nãaooo ANTONIA!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Palmirinha:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Sonia?</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Boneco:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-ANTONIA!!!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Palmrinha:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Ahhhhhhh Antonia um beijo!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Isso que dá não aposetarem as pessoas na hora certa!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2201543041381381575?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-60036996999512661632009-08-17T23:43:00.001-03:002009-08-17T23:45:35.737-03:00Música de uma banda X:<div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Eu queria cantar, mas estou sem braços...</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Comentário do Jorge:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-É que o cantor era surdo mudo!</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Agora por favor como assim?! o.O</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6003699699951266163?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-56107883763053642912009-08-17T23:41:00.002-03:002009-08-17T23:43:53.636-03:00<i><blockquote>-Só enriquece quem dá!</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Declaração de Cleu Pires sobre o significado de sua tatuagem.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5610788376305364291?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-86117524066390246852009-07-31T12:25:00.002-03:002009-07-31T13:02:38.041-03:00Receita na televisão:<div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Uma colher de café de orégano....</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Aqui em casa:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Eca...mas vai café??</blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>hauhauauhauhauha aiai viu...essa receita devia se muito estranha! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8611752406639024685?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-11373018957983115542009-07-30T00:09:00.002-03:002009-07-30T00:10:53.691-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Nossa são 30 reais pra i num cinema 3D?</i><div><i>-A inteira sim!</i></div><div><i>-E a meia?!</i></div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>hauhauhauhauhahua pois é! um problema de matemática....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1137301895798311554?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-46934544765151540422009-07-29T01:20:00.003-03:002009-07-29T01:25:34.606-03:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-178ed605978abf57" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v8.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D178ed605978abf57%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331218026%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7C00FDFEBC02D734195128CA3B26F64261492F58.54923285CB270DAA27987B909CB953A4EBA76ADA%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D178ed605978abf57%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D1ZqFYV5oQnC8wMfLd2zRPFEKsI4&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v8.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D178ed605978abf57%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331218026%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7C00FDFEBC02D734195128CA3B26F64261492F58.54923285CB270DAA27987B909CB953A4EBA76ADA%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D178ed605978abf57%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D1ZqFYV5oQnC8wMfLd2zRPFEKsI4&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div><br /></div><div>Veja por si só! huahuauha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4693454476515154042?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-29243474148182358192009-07-29T01:01:00.003-03:002009-07-29T01:07:08.021-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Cade seu namorado?</i><div><i>-A gente deu um tempo...num sei nem se ele vai volta!</i></div><div><i>-Mas onde ele foi?!?!</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>huahuahhaha Meu irmão perguntando pra minha irmã sobre seu relacionamento! isso a 1 hora da manhã em plena terça feira! uahauhaua</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2924347414818235819?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-60400280620843126832009-07-29T00:58:00.002-03:002009-07-29T01:01:05.434-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Será que vão adia sua aula do Francês?</i><div><i>-Sei lá...acho que não!</i></div><div><i>-Ah mas nem teve caso de gripe suina na França né?</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div>hauhuahauha meu irmão discutindo sobre as aulas da minha irmã. Juro que a aula dela é aqui no bairro! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6040028062084312683?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-35633505995810257582009-07-29T00:53:00.002-03:002009-07-29T00:55:01.123-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>Posso futuca?!</i><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>O Jô num deixou...num sei porque... haha</div><div>Erivaldo Oliveira, entrevistado no Programa do Jô de hoje.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-3563350599581025758?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-58784485800824566102009-07-29T00:49:00.005-03:002009-07-29T00:57:08.498-03:00<i><blockquote>-Em Medicilandia...??<div>-Lá tem muita lama!</div></blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div>hauauaha pois é! também num entendi a lógica....</div><div>Erivaldo Oliveira Programa do Jô</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5878448580082456610?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-21615787904765323882009-07-26T15:12:00.002-03:002009-07-26T15:14:41.709-03:00<i><blockquote>"Existem safados com safadeza bastante para agirem como pessoas honradas"</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div>Napoleão Bonaparte (In Goodfrey trad G.Campos)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2161578790476532388?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-78847811692633688302009-07-23T19:32:00.002-03:002009-07-23T19:37:24.570-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- Quando a gente viu o menino tava enterrado na terra!</span></blockquote><br /><br />Depoimento da avó do menino que morreu soterrado . ..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7884781169263368830?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-12142351774942467222009-07-19T02:00:00.003-03:002009-07-21T04:58:20.619-03:00<i><blockquote>-Assim o sexo virtual é uma modalidade de sexo!<br /></blockquote></i><br /><br /><br />o que sera que ele quis dizer com isso??<br />é isso que da prestar atenção nas reportagens do CQC<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1214235177494246722?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-67124464012933297532009-07-19T01:15:00.004-03:002009-07-21T05:00:21.742-03:00<i><blockquote>-Minha tia tem um poodle que é mais venho que ella!</blockquote></i><br /><br />Marco Luque no Twitter<br />espero que a tia dele tenha ate uns 15 anos<br />caso contrario esse poodle ja ta mais que alem da conta<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6712446401293329753?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-81686083688756015442009-07-16T18:04:00.001-03:002009-07-16T18:06:02.793-03:00<i><blockquote>-Eu preciso acha um pedreiro que faça forno elétrico!</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>uhahauhauha juro que será quase impossível de achar! (;</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8168608368875601544?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-19412031259299760582009-07-16T17:57:00.000-03:002009-07-16T17:58:43.852-03:00<i><blockquote>Mauá em inglês seria May Way...</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Oscar Filho no Twitter</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1941203125929976058?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-54516269669863400452009-07-13T23:06:00.006-03:002009-07-21T05:02:02.960-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- Já pensou?! e quem vai dirigir o Frank Aguiar?!</span><br /></blockquote><br />Marco luque fazendo comentario sobre a reportagem onde o próprio Frank Aguiar fala sobre o filme tirando sarro com o sobrenome Aguiar<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5451626966986340045?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-22473634827352633082009-07-12T12:41:00.003-03:002009-07-13T23:23:01.448-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">-Ele é surdo, cego, tem faro ainda, mas não fala e não ouve!!</span></blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br />comentarios sobre um boxer de 15 anos<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2247363482735263308?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-5382538529700526362009-07-11T14:32:00.000-03:002009-07-11T14:33:01.088-03:00<i><blockquote>-Pode acreditar: eu sei que você não deve acreditar em mim.</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Danilo Gentili</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-538253852970052636?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-42011243323746809972009-07-11T12:43:00.002-03:002009-07-11T12:44:54.758-03:00<i><blockquote>-Nessa chuva pior do que pegar avião é comer um saco de pipoca no quintal...</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div>Marco Luque no twitter</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4201124332374680997?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-4558233679974968782009-07-11T12:39:00.001-03:002009-07-11T12:41:51.609-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Ah lá em São Bernardo só tem dois bombeiros.</i> (minha tia)<div><i>-Poxa, 1 dirige o carro e outro apaga o fogo!</i> (meus amigos)</div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>hauhauhauauha </div><div>Isso que dá mora em cidade pequena! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-455823367997496878?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-2597788198126217572009-07-11T12:35:00.001-03:002009-07-11T12:37:08.556-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>- Opinião é que nem bunda. É por isso que não dou a minha.</i><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Lapena</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>hahahahha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-259778819812621757?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-12499129238090359532009-07-05T14:03:00.002-03:002009-07-05T14:07:03.213-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- Porque se no ping pong, se o cara rebater é certo!</span><br /></blockquote><br /><br />Foi com essa fala que percebi que a minha mãe entende tão bem de jogo de tenis e ping pong como eu ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1249912923809035953?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-3070448132693320522009-07-03T22:42:00.002-03:002009-07-03T22:44:16.618-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- SEMPRE DEMOS O NOSSO GEITINHO DE PEGA OS CARA... *ENTAO</span></blockquote><br /><br />Jogo da palavra errada... Valendo!!! isso que da ser viciada em jogo de internet e participar do chat da tribo !!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-307044813269332052?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-40096804086510128472009-07-01T21:58:00.003-03:002009-07-01T22:01:21.022-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Pow eu conheço o pré-histórico desse cara!</i><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Pessoa no ponto do onibus conversando no celular. Poxa isso que é conhecer bem alguém!! hauhauhahua </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4009680408651012847?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-77759272382038162482009-06-30T23:17:00.003-03:002009-06-30T23:22:24.754-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Pai estourei meu saquinho!</i><div><i>-O que filho??</i></div><div><i>-Estourei um saquinho!</i></div><div><i>-Ahh bom....</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>hauhauahuaha meu irmão contando todo feliz ao meu pai que tinha estourado seu saquinho, mas contrario do que meu pai penso era apenas o saquinho de plástico!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7775927238203816248?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-49740046939993985982009-06-30T21:06:00.003-03:002009-06-30T21:33:38.841-03:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a18aa70551544c76" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v24.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da18aa70551544c76%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331218026%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D809D1D379EB415C76A5F22345F5509E6199DF11F.35566BE88707FC0F770D41F344E283C3B840A527%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da18aa70551544c76%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DnbGGZtSwKAeh4Dg15M2HvyCD1Gw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v24.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da18aa70551544c76%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331218026%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D809D1D379EB415C76A5F22345F5509E6199DF11F.35566BE88707FC0F770D41F344E283C3B840A527%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da18aa70551544c76%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DnbGGZtSwKAeh4Dg15M2HvyCD1Gw&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br /><br /><br />perguntas faceis, respostas estranhas!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4974004693999398598?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-45456270904064931852009-06-30T14:41:00.003-03:002009-06-30T14:42:54.610-03:00<i><blockquote>-Acabo de ver 1 sapato no meio da rua. Alguém atropelou o Saci Pererê.</blockquote></i><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><b>By Rafinha Bastos on Twitter.</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4545627090406493185?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-81805992970249566502009-06-29T20:24:00.003-03:002009-06-29T20:29:06.382-03:00Momento piada para descontrair!<div><br /><i></i><blockquote><i>-Pai acabo a tinta preta da impressora!</i><div><i>-Ah imprime de outra cor...</i></div><div><i>-Tá mas ela imprimiu em rosa!</i></div><div><i>-Oh se eu fosse você fazia o resto de verde pra fica igual a mangueira!</i></div><div><i>-Que mangueira?</i></div><div><i>-Ué você não viu a mangueira entra no carnaval?!</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>huhauhahauhauha sim sim, ele também disse isso para o meu irmão! E para completar:</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><i><blockquote>-Eu perco o filho mas não a piada! </blockquote></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>hahaha por isso eu amo meu pai! ^^</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8180599297024956650?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-11389735396230115922009-06-29T20:22:00.005-03:002009-06-29T20:32:10.381-03:00<blockquote><div><i>-Pai portugues tem acento onde?</i></div><div><i>-Na bunda!</i></div></blockquote><div><i></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>huahauhauhaua sim, meu pai respondeu isso para meu irmão, lembram de pergunta idiota resposta cretina?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1138973539623011592?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-48565216127001263982009-06-29T15:36:00.003-03:002009-06-29T16:06:58.445-03:00<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SkkJsD7q4VI/AAAAAAAABJg/fI4apKxTEmw/s1600-h/antigas036%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="antigas036" border="0" alt="antigas036" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SkkJs1NiuII/AAAAAAAABJk/ONbMcmO5hLk/antigas036_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="170" height="240" /></a><em></em></p><em></em><blockquote><em> -Olha eu bengala!</em><p></p> </blockquote> <p> </p> <p>Minha irmã se referindo a foto acima (fui obrigada a colocar a foto). Só para esclarecer ela queria dizer banguela! </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4856521612700126398?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-40137699803714597012009-06-27T21:31:00.004-03:002009-06-27T21:37:21.868-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>-Não gosto de enganos e nem subterfúgios....</i><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Fala do ator da novela das 8.</div><div>Agora a questão que não quer calar! todos sabem o que ele disse? haha</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;font-size:11px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;font-size:11px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Verdana;font-size:11px;"><b>subterfúgio</b><br /><div class="" title="substantivo masculino" style="padding-left: 10px; "><i><categoria>s. m.</categoria></i></div><div style="padding-left: 12px; "><span ondblclick="javascript:DefinePalavra(getSel());" title="Duplo clique para ver definição" style="cursor: pointer; ">Meio artificioso ou subtil que se emprega para sair de dificuldades; evasiva.</span></div><div><br /></div></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Só pra esclarecer a todos nós reles mortais que assistimos a novela da GLOBO. Frases Caóticas também é conhecimento!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4013769980371459701?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-63870813813656696282009-06-27T20:31:00.003-03:002009-06-27T20:40:28.557-03:00<i><blockquote>-Ele se apresentou espontaneamente de forma espontanea....</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Renata Vasconcelos, repórter da GLOBO.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6387081381365669628?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-25948511449380647902009-06-27T17:17:00.002-03:002009-06-27T17:20:04.054-03:00<div>A aeromoça falou:</div><div><br /></div><i><blockquote>-Fique com o cinto afivelado enquanto estiver sentado...</blockquote></i><div><br />Acho que é porque em pé o cinto não alcança...rsrs</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><b>Frase e comentario by Marco Luque on Twitter.</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2594851144938064790?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-22990264136962422009-06-27T14:55:00.002-03:002009-06-27T14:59:12.364-03:00<blockquote><i>Na segunda iremos procurar o professor.</i></blockquote><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>será que ele estará escondido??? Mariana em conversa sobre nota na Facu.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Anotação e comentario do meu pai!</b></div><div>mas na boa num sabia que na facu dela brincava de pic esconde! E nunca me chamo! ¬¬</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2299026413696242?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-79214640806937267802009-06-27T14:49:00.003-03:002009-06-27T14:51:45.995-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SkZb6nHegOI/AAAAAAAABJY/jnWmgQO-rls/s1600-h/abelha+mamifera.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 233px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SkZb6nHegOI/AAAAAAAABJY/jnWmgQO-rls/s400/abelha+mamifera.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352066269667295458" /></a><br /><div>Vivendo e aprendendo com Danilove! haha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7921464080693726780?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-38141843808620178162009-06-27T14:46:00.001-03:002009-06-27T14:47:57.488-03:00<i><blockquote>-Vo compra o coiso do negócio...</blockquote></i><div><br /></div><div>hauhaa as compras foram boas pelo visto!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-3814184380862017816?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-8191097454155400542009-06-24T12:01:00.002-03:002009-06-24T12:07:33.571-03:00oie gentee!<div><br /></div><div>Agora as coisas estão evoluindo!</div><div>Já temos comunidade no orkut e twitter!</div><div><br /></div><div>E conto com vocês para que continuemos crescendo!</div><div>Portanto quero contar com todos vocês!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Community.aspx?rl=cpp&amp;cmm=91284887">Comunidade no orkut</a></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><a href="http://www.twitter.com/frasescaoticas">Twitter</a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Muito obrigada!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-819109745415540054?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-71795171507143445232009-06-24T11:46:00.002-03:002009-06-24T11:47:34.562-03:00<p><em></em></p><em><blockquote>-Foram buscar lã e saíram lãnscados!</blockquote></em><p></p> <p> </p> <p>Toma lá da cá</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7179517150714344523?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-74991585776304883992009-06-21T14:22:00.001-03:002009-06-21T14:22:25.388-03:00<blockquote> <p><em>- Ele chega sempre atrasado na aula, só as 8:30 da noite e com cara de perdido!</em></p> </blockquote> <p>&#160;</p> <p>Nós estudamos de manhã, de novo eu!</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7499158577630488399?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-3255022125049236802009-06-21T14:19:00.001-03:002009-06-21T14:19:35.767-03:00<blockquote> <p><em>-Bom dia e tchau, aqui o atendimento é personalizado!</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Tio da catraca da facu. Detalhe após dizer isso pra mim, se distraiu e só ouvimos o barulho da menina de trás batendo na catraca, ele esqueceu de liberar pra ela passar! uhauahuahuhau Acho q além de personalizado é exclusivo! uahuahuahua</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-325502212504923680?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-2570078394038278302009-06-19T13:54:00.003-03:002009-06-21T11:33:10.069-03:00<i><blockquote>- Você quer saber o que eu acho, na minha opinião própria?!</blockquote></i><br /><br /><br />Quando não tem nada pra fazer no serviço e a chefe manda a gente ir no banco, acabos ouvindo o que a pessoa acha na opinião própria dela ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-257007839403827830?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-13529446148707514802009-06-19T13:51:00.002-03:002009-06-19T13:54:05.253-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Eu não valo nada!</em> </blockquote></em><br /><br /><br /><br />Colega de sala na faculdade, no bar da facul hoje!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1352944614870751480?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-66629191871242082162009-06-18T17:29:00.003-03:002009-06-18T17:43:13.397-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0); "></span></div><blockquote><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0); ">ESSA BOSTA DE GMAIL NAO AJUDA NADA CARALHO<br /><br />PS: FRASE PARA VOCES :</span></div><div class="gmail_quote"> </div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0); ">É BOM DAR RISADAS DE VEZ EM QUANDO, NÃO É? AS VEZES A GENTE FICA SEM DAR.</span></div><div class="gmail_quote"></div></blockquote><div class="gmail_quote"><br /></div><div class="gmail_quote"><br /></div><div class="gmail_quote"><br /></div><div class="gmail_quote">E mail recebido de nossa colega. E ai vc já deu hoje...?</div><div class="gmail_quote"><br /></div><div class="gmail_quote"><br /></div><div class="gmail_quote">Risada né? hahahahahaha</div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6662919187124208216?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-22514319055555997222009-06-18T11:01:00.003-03:002009-06-21T11:34:05.162-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- O que é multipla escolha?</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>- Colégio da malhação!</em><br /></blockquote></em><br /><br />Aluno do terceiro ano de turismo durante a semana de provas. E outro mais esperto ainda!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-2251431905555599722?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-3329799122051658372009-06-17T23:57:00.002-03:002009-06-18T11:03:53.734-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>Ronaldinho percorreu um pique de 37 km para o chute a gol....</i> <div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>Cleber Machado</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>E que campo enorme é esse que ele estava?? hauhauhahau na TV me pareceu normal......</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-332979912205165837?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-59004855129440663132009-06-17T22:49:00.003-03:002009-06-17T22:53:05.647-03:00<i></i><blockquote><i>Vou soletra o nome da rua, ok?</i><div><i>G de gato</i></div><div><i>H de índio</i></div><div><i>....</i><i></i></div><div></div></blockquote><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Um motoboy que entende muito de ruas, mas nada de português!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-5900485512944066313?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-1019702722154086332009-06-14T11:59:00.004-03:002009-06-14T12:23:18.513-03:00<i><blockquote>Essas aqui eu não vou separar junto porque eu deixo separado.</blockquote></i><br /><br /><div>Alguém tentando arrumar o armário</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-101970272215408633?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-87136740706881042972009-06-13T15:04:00.004-03:002009-06-13T15:18:57.330-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">habilidades profissionais: brinquedista, teleoperador, receptivo e ativo, atendimeto ao cliente e retenção de cartões de credito</span></blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br />arquivos de orkut!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8713674070688104297?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-74486183032242923052009-06-11T18:58:00.002-03:002009-06-11T19:02:59.333-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- Um tumor maligno sem cura!</span></blockquote><br /><br /><br />filme<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> A última viagem</span> , de 1960 teve em um momento onde o navio estava afundado e o narrador solta este pensamento profundo!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-7448618303224292305?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-34437915917926776492009-06-11T11:23:00.001-03:002009-06-11T11:25:11.373-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- A gente ta contando que a gente vai conta...</span></blockquote><br /><br />a história deve ter sido boa!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-3443791591792677649?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-41484699081566628412009-06-11T11:15:00.001-03:002009-06-11T11:17:03.252-03:00- Ai peixinho olha pra cá!! Psiu psiu...<br /><br />Essa sabe como falar com os animais!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4148469908156662841?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-40659390477873566032009-06-11T11:10:00.002-03:002009-06-11T11:14:48.587-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- Tem coisa que eu não consegui ler, mas to sem óculos também!</span></blockquote><br /><br />Professora Simone Scorsato falando sobre apresentação de trabalho dia 8 de junho<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4065939047787356603?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-63671891650097173862009-06-02T15:58:00.003-03:002009-06-02T16:01:32.826-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SiV2vH5xAoI/AAAAAAAAA7g/4UQhFewnWwo/s1600-h/DSC00482.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SiV2vH5xAoI/AAAAAAAAA7g/4UQhFewnWwo/s400/DSC00482.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342807084892226178" /></a><br /><div>Olha como duas aulas vagas, seguidas e não avisadas, tornam as pessoas mais ignorantes.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6367189165009717386?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-1444226790031898142009-06-01T00:56:00.002-03:002009-06-01T00:59:36.285-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Ahh eu deslembrei....</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Não existe deslembrei filho.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Ah é que eu esqueci a palavra mãe!</span></div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>Justamente esta: "esqueci". Meu irmão com uns 5 anos. uhauahuha sempre foi bobinho.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-144422679003189814?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-14219861667984911442009-06-01T00:04:00.004-03:002009-06-21T12:00:06.154-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SiNFYBhPpxI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/fbUt5Qik48w/s1600-h/impar+e+par.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 227px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SiNFYBhPpxI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/fbUt5Qik48w/s400/impar+e+par.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342189862018590482" /></a><br /><div>A imagem diz mais que mil palavras, ou no caso as palavras dizem tudo! hahaha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1421986166798491144?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-14208251623954910122009-05-31T10:36:00.002-03:002009-05-31T10:40:49.271-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SiKH8S0I3ZI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/2alrNqkpqLo/s1600-h/jornalistacretino.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 388px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XD8SYA3VA80/SiKH8S0I3ZI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/2alrNqkpqLo/s400/jornalistacretino.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341981577927253394" /></a><br /><div>Que dize que além da gripe suina apareceu também a dengue suina?! melhor todo mundo se proteger!! haha</div><div><br /></div><div>Retirado do <a href="http://noticiacretina.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">blog noticia cretina</span></span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-1420825162395491012?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-65582643834582293582009-05-29T22:16:00.004-03:002009-05-31T10:39:22.706-03:00<blockquote style="font-style: italic;">E então o médico me falou:<br />- você estava morto quando te pegaram e morreu de novo na ambulância!</blockquote><br /><br /><br />Documentário sobre joqueis no canal da tv a cabo<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-6558264383458229358?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-84081482425575177582009-05-29T09:02:00.002-03:002009-05-29T09:11:00.299-03:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IZ5WXB0Aq_E/Sh_PQGcWslI/AAAAAAAAAAM/okbt9FxbJvc/s1600-h/imagem.bmp"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 107px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341215558599094866" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IZ5WXB0Aq_E/Sh_PQGcWslI/AAAAAAAAAAM/okbt9FxbJvc/s400/imagem.bmp" /></a><br /><div><br /><br />Resposta de prova de biologia achada no computador da faculdade...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8408148242557517758?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-48739569771343300312009-05-28T08:05:00.001-03:002009-05-28T08:07:25.379-03:00<blockquote><em>neemiasw diz (20:46):<br />*My name é kaiio<br />*My nickName in Game é Neemiasw</em></blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br />Viciados em computador e jogos on-line da nisso... na hora de conversar no chat do jogo, mistura bem as línguas...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4873956977134330031?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-39712122812514873062009-05-27T19:32:00.003-03:002009-05-27T19:37:08.629-03:00<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">- Eu tive uma sala, que tinha pessoas que tiveram no evento.</span></blockquote><br /><br /><br />O bom e velho amigo português faltou na aula hoje, enquanto a professora se referia ao rodeio de Jaguariuna<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-3971212281251487306?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-2231675974130304012009-05-27T11:36:00.001-03:002009-05-27T11:37:39.617-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><blockquote>-Eu falo que eu digo....</blockquote></span><div><br /></div><div>Orra ele fala e diz? uhauahuha q inveja ¬¬'</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-223167597413030401?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Luciana Primantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00707887626808369514noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-38121727206857714622009-05-27T09:00:00.004-03:002009-05-27T09:06:54.211-03:00<em><em><blockquote><em><em>- Da onde ta vindo esse barulho?<br />-É do celular....</em><br /><em>-Nossa... só de encostar ele faz barulho?</em><br /><em>-É, você ta encostando no tecladinho ai faz <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">tchun</span></strong>!</em><br /></em></blockquote></em></em><br />Conversa inutil enquanto num tinha nada pra faze.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-3812172720685771462?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-49530835879824364412009-05-27T08:51:00.002-03:002009-05-27T08:58:20.273-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Meu pulso quase fecha!<br /></em></blockquote></em><br />Ao tentar medir o tamanho do pulso da outra, pessoa se confunde com o próprio pulso!<br /><br /><em><blockquote><em>- Ahh sabe que eu nunca abri meu pulso?! </em><br /></blockquote></em><br />Então porque ela queria fecha? uhauhahauhauha =p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-4953083587982436441?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5825849588087096359.post-85589981953942602022009-05-27T08:47:00.002-03:002009-05-27T08:51:06.041-03:00<em><blockquote><em>- Nós somos humamos!</em> </blockquote></em><br />O professor até pode ser, mas eu sou humana !!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5825849588087096359-8558998195394260202?l=frasescaoticas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vivihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725242981760229882noreply@blogger.com0